guyes 

A large, lanky, flightless, one eyed, moderately retarded, awkward, ostrich like bird. Found in the south west portion of virginia, this bird can be quite annoying, tends to peck around in other peoples business, and can't seem to keep to himself ... or I mean itself. If this bird is seen, please shoot immediately, as it exhibits no redeeming qualities.

That Alan sure is a guyes

guyes by mr charlie murphy July 24, 2006

go off, I guess 

Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."

Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."

Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."

go off, I guess by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020

Gayest Number 

The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.

The gayest number in the world is 57.

Gayest Number by Octobottom March 28, 2021

guessmile 

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

guessmile by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

Guesturbate 

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

Guesturbate by bartear October 26, 2016

Guesseneuh 

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

Guesseneuh by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

Guest towel get-a-way 

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

Guest towel get-a-way by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012