gaydar

the ability to point out a homosexual

dude! my gardar's going off
watch out, i'm picking up a reading on my gaydar

by Oilersrule May 17, 2007

Non-Guynary

When a guy becomes non-binary only as a result of failing to attract any female attention through his looks/personality/social status, in the hopes that it will help him acquire more nunny.

Evan, you're not non-binary, you merely have no swag. You're non-guynary.

by nama jeff April 3, 2023

opposite of gaydar

It's two close male friend("bros") that are sitting together in a hot tub. But they are sitting five feet apart, because they are not homosexual.

Ay man whats the opposite of gaydar?

Yo man it's when two bros are chillin' in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they ain't gay.

by entjungferinator3002 February 2, 2018

Guidar

A radar someone has for Guidos.

My guidar just went off, do you see those 3 guys that just walked in?

by steveo21FSU August 4, 2008

Guyarrhea

It is when you poop out cum after receiving anal sex, bareback, from another guy. The only thing coming out of your bung hole is cum.

Man, did you see the toilet after Doug was done using it ? He must of got laid because it was full of guyarrhea.

by hawke4me November 22, 2016

gaydar

The amazing ability to sense gay or bi (tho mostly the first) by apperence, personality, how they talk, move breathe, practically how they sleep.

Usually the gay/bi ones are always the good looking ones. ie: Nick Lachey, David Beckham, Channing Tatum, Ryan Carnes, Chad Michael Murray

and usually the ugly one's are hetero.
ie: Dick Chaney, George Bush and Bill O Reily (sad isn't it)

Kate: This guy Dave is like a total hottie!
Jeff: Dave? he's gay, my gaydar pinged when i saw him
Kate: ohh thats too bad. who else is gay?
Jeff: Your husband
Kate: Noooo you lie you fag!
Jeff: I slept with him so take that you fat bitch!

by AndreaCow April 9, 2006

gaydar

like radar on a car. only for gay men or lesbian women.

"wow. my gaydar went off the scale when Sean walked by me."

by iLoveJosh<3 January 6, 2009