The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!
Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!
Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!
by Ellen1983 July 24, 2008
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An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.
Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.
by Poval May 26, 2024
Get the second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon mug.A "farm-girl instead of farm-land" variation on da old "seemingly lusher turf on neighboring fields" saying.
While it may indeed often be true dat "The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman", dat does not necessarily have to be an unhappy situation for you, since in some cases you could just try secretly asking said chestier chick if you yourself could softly savor her more-ample chest-pillows with yer own paws. Just find out first if da gorgeous Miss Bosomy is still of child-bearing age, though, in which case you should always be sure to bring a few condoms wif you, in case things "progress further" than just misty-eyed chest-kneadings and other "hands and lips only" activities!
by QuacksO October 18, 2025
Get the The boobs are always bigger on the other guy's woman mug.-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010
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