by jdkenfejkfner September 24, 2019
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Get the Gurdit mug.A kind of turd so girthy and hard to evacuate that it feels as if you have had a prolapse. If you eat nothing but burgers for a week you are likely to encounter one of these. This kind of turd was implicated in the death of rock legend Elvis Presley
Person- 'Dont use the upstairs bathroom for a while Mum. I just spent 40 minutes wrestling a gurnturd that put a crack in the royal dalton. it was like passing a brick wrapped in sandpaper and i had to chop it into pieces just to get it to flush!'
Person's mum - 'That's lovely dear. What do you want for dinner?'
Person - 'Burgers again please'
Person's mum - 'That's lovely dear. What do you want for dinner?'
Person - 'Burgers again please'
by huge jackedman May 25, 2011
Get the Gurnturd mug.One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.
Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
Get the Gurning Drug Monkey mug.Gurdit is an sikhism name that means god given.
Gurdit is an work in progress that means he is like an diamond because for an Diamond to be formed it will go through lava so the lava in Gurdit is life and the path it will take him on,
He is an really determined person that will achieve anything that he put his mind to even doe he is looked down by others but what they don’t know is that it is more to him then they know or can see. One thing that you should know about Gurdit is that he is a ladies man so he can sweet talk girls easy he is like a 80s player that know their way around females so he will be straight up and that tell them what’s up but also leave them Guessing what his next move is but also he will hold it down for his woman.
Gurdit is an work in progress that means he is like an diamond because for an Diamond to be formed it will go through lava so the lava in Gurdit is life and the path it will take him on,
He is an really determined person that will achieve anything that he put his mind to even doe he is looked down by others but what they don’t know is that it is more to him then they know or can see. One thing that you should know about Gurdit is that he is a ladies man so he can sweet talk girls easy he is like a 80s player that know their way around females so he will be straight up and that tell them what’s up but also leave them Guessing what his next move is but also he will hold it down for his woman.
by Realogpappa June 3, 2020
Get the Gurdit mug.To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.
Ex. 1:
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:
Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!
by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011
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