grengas 

West of Scotland term for Cannabis.

"That's some class grengas man."
"The polis took all ma grengas off me!"

grengas by toby nosehair October 2, 2020

Facebook grenade

A man or woman that looks extremely good in their photos on facebook, but in person is extremely ugly. Easily fooled by teenagers. Original pictures often changed by editing or "piknicking" the photo.

Sawyer: Dude, this chick looks so hot in her facebook pictures.

Peter: Don't even bother man, I thought the same thing until I met her in person.

Vaughn: Guys, she's a Facebook grenade.

Facebook grenade by Let it rain Mcilvain January 8, 2011

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now 

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

thinking grenades by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

Status Grenade 

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

Status Grenade by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009

ass grenade 

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

ass grenade by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade 

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020