gusset monkey

A chav or any other male who is particularly interested in women's underwear, particularly the gusset region.

Mainly men who don't get sex a lot and like the smell of underwear

"Get out of my knicker drawer you gusset monkey"

"He was a right gusset monkey, he couldn't stop sniffing my crotch the dirty unwashed chav"

by Cilla Black July 1, 2006

gulsen

Excellence in every form

Can be used to describe the highlight of your life.
Such as: "what a gulsen!", "This is an absolute gulsen experience", ..

by Mr Eccles April 24, 2007

gusset

part of a womans underwear, which sits just below her pussy.

her gusset was dripping

by prickless June 1, 2006

gunsense

A hashtag purchased for $50 Million by the plutocrat fascist who wants to ban the Big Gulp

I don't know anything about guns or gun laws, but I love a nice boxed Zinfandel #gunsense

by Ammoliscious March 18, 2015

Gusset Hound

A panty sniffer. An individual that gets off sniffing the gusset of a female’s worn underwear. Akin to an old hound dog sniffing undies.

Often found lurking in communal laundry facilities and public laundry mats. Others may be invited house guests with this unknown fetish that discreetly rummage your laundry basket.

My ex is a gusset hound.

I caught my uncle in my laundry basket. I think he’s a gusset hound.

I make extra money selling my worn panties online. I can’t believe there are so many gusset hounds.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

gaupsexual

Being attracted to money/materialistic things instead of living beings

I'm married to the money so I guess you could say I'm gaupsexual

by MaybeThando March 28, 2021

as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003