gummer

getting head from a girl with no teeth

Vinnie got gummer from a girl with a chew in

by Mattyyyy JONN December 9, 2010

a gummer

A gummer is a toothless blow job.

I drove down main street to pick up a toothless crack whore hooker to get a gummer .

by godofallthings April 11, 2014

gummer squaw

A gummer squaw is something you find on or near the rez (Indian reservation). It is a dried up old nasty broad with missing teeth from drugs, old age or domestic violence from a life time of several different bucks. Usually get taken home only after last call, but before the lights come back in.

"Hey Jonas, let go up to the Red Pony, get all fucked up and smoke some penners. There's usually a couple old gummer squaws hangin around up der!"

by Whiskey drinker April 22, 2017

gummer hummer

a blowjob with no teeth

I had a one night stand w1ith a gummer hummer last night.

by emmysassypants July 26, 2017

PLUM GUMMER

AN ELDERLY OR TOOTHLESS PERSON WHO IS SKILLED IN THE ART OF THE BAWHUM

" HERE JIMMY I CANT BELEIVE MY LUCK 50 YEARS OF MARRAGE AND OUR SEXLIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER, IT ALL STARTED WHEN SHE GOT HER WALLIES OUT AN GAVE ME A WE BAWHUM, SHES A GRAND WE PLUM GUMMER"

by BIGHAIRYMOOMOO October 5, 2008

The Gummer

A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.

Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot

by DeFrates September 21, 2019

gummer

A female interested in hockey players; a hockey team slut. The name comes from the typically toothless gums of hockey players that the gummers so desperately crave.

Although Ovechkin may be the ugliest man alive, the gummers still go crazy for him.

by emw123 January 23, 2010