blood gulch

When a metal rod is shoved forcefully up the anus, then swiftly pulled out, thus creating a negative pressure that draws everything out the butt.

Anything! Anything but the Blood Gulch! Spare me!

by beau yoder February 21, 2008

Blood Gulch pogo

Getting laid by a woman who is on top while menstruating.

I didn't know Jen was on the rag until she got on top, slid my cock in and did the Blood Gulch pogo.

by FritzXXX September 30, 2003

Dry Gulch

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

by Saints September 28, 2004

Dry Gulch

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

by Frostbite2 January 13, 2009

Dry Gulch

When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.

I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!

by Tahiti Jones November 15, 2009

Dry-Gulch

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020

Man gulch

When your man is holding his cock and he slides it up and down from your asshole to you pussy.

Yo man you ever man gulch, I did it last night and she was lovein it

by Dickel#1 June 27, 2021