guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

Action guaranteed

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed

I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.

by krillo May 11, 2006

Oklahoma Guarantee

A guarantee that isn't really a guarantee. Usually consists of "I'll be damned if it doesn't work," "if it breaks, you can call me a son of a bitch," and "if it breaks in two, you can keep both the pieces!"

Comes from the days when unscrupulous Oklahoma used car dealerships would give unscrupulous warranties that were worth the paper they were printed on. These were the days before lemon laws.

The term has been popular in Texas and Oklahoma, but has some limited nationwide use.

Products made in China come with the Oklahoma Guarantee.

by therealelizacat December 14, 2013

guaranteed

A term incredibly overused in advertising.

"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"

by idonthavaname October 5, 2006

guaranteej

A girl who is guaranteed to blow you with little to no work.

I thought she was a guaranteej, but I ended up having to pay for it.

by teej_mester January 21, 2011

gauranshi

The bestest of the bestest friend you'll ever get, she'll love you and care for you, if you ever get a friend like her consider the fact that you're the luckiest person

Gauranshi loves you

by Archana Suryawanshi October 18, 2020

Donkey Dick Guarantee

A guarantee so outrageous that it makes you think of a Donkey Dick.

That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!

by FistFire July 12, 2007