bust a grump

To defecate.

If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30.

by Charlie Golf April 27, 2004

Sgt. Grumbles

A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.

"Sgt. Grumbles! Launch the counter-offensive! Sgt. Gruuuuummbles!"

by Johnathon Wibworth III Esq. September 24, 2005

hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Grumblers

Women or girls that have an unusual method of talking whereby the spoken words start in a normal clear voice and then are rolled to the back of the throat allowing a steady rumble or raspy sound to take over the words as if she were running out of air.

The trend is spreading accross the country much the way Valley girl speak did in the 1980's. You can hear grumblers on the radio, tv and the worst, is in person.

by Gad Noble October 21, 2010

Grummy Bear

A bear living in the northern parts of America. They are especially common in the Canadian Wilderness. They are made of 100% mechanical pencil grip gel.

Dang, another grummy bear ate my pencil. I just hate it when that happens.

by KiwiSundae January 16, 2019

punch a grump

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

by goner December 22, 2003

grumblecakes

Delicious snack cake made from steam and sugar. First made by Kevin Grumbles. Rumored to be the dessert of choice for liars and thieves - and those people go to prison. (Just ask The Cheat.)

"I'll give you half a Grumblecake if you say something smart."

by Wubbzy February 19, 2004