natural grounding

A placebo technique that is supposed to turn men into women magnets.

Which somehow evolved into playing with your penis while watching pretty asian smiley girls for 1,000s of hours to accumulate an 'alpha state' or non ego states.

Dude, I have been doing natural grounding for two years and women are still not attracted to me. What to do?

Ah, it's just your ego man. Keep doing it....

I went to a poor third world country posing as a rich man and women were all over me. Wow natural grounding works !!

by The modern guru buster December 24, 2010

groundling

Somebody who can't fly.

Not really a derogatory term, but discriptive. Similar to groundhog.

Don't take your cessna below a thousand feet over a city, you don't want to bother the groundlings.

by Athene Airheart May 13, 2005

groundbird

1. One who is too sedentary to take flight; forever grounded; a flake; one who disappoints friends.
Synonyms include: wet blanket, party pooper, lameass.

2. An easy catch due to its disadvantaged evasive tactics and the groundliness of its mating habits, aka low standards.
Synonyms include: hoebag, ugly ass beez that can't do no better, loose woman.

3. A dance that visually mimics the attempted flight and subsequent failure of the groundbird. Used for both partying and mocking purposes.

All definitions are used in conjunction with Beezy.

Beezy ain't nuthin but a groundbird.

It's fridayz, get off your ass and quit bein a muthafuckin groundbird beezy.

Yeah she'd sleep with you, beezy's a total groundbird. Cheney could shoot that shit.

"Must be Thanxxgivin cause there's hella groundbird around this party"
"Dude...That's your family"

Awww shit! He's hella fly, he's doin tha groundbird!!

by Flophaus Kidzz BAYLYFE 4 EVA!! November 24, 2009

groundie

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.

I posted a groundie of myself on facebook

by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014

Groundation

1. The word Andrew made up.
2. The state of being grounded.
2 1/2. The state of being restricted to your house.
3. Used to tell your friends how long you are grounded for.
4. Something you NEVER want to go through because it's completely horrible.

Sydney: "im grounded! ):"
Andrew: "oh no, groundation is horrible!"
Sydney: "i know! im so scared! D:"

by RuNSYdNEYRuN!@#$ May 24, 2010

Grundling

The act of taking your strong arm and feeding it under an unsuspecting friend's legs as he stands and lifting him up by his grundle. This will cause extreme pain of the marble sack and or loss of baby makin mojo.

Jose snuck up behind serg and was grundling him into oblivion.

by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Grounditude

Experiencing a state of feeling deeply grounded and grateful at the same time. Grounded in Gratitude = Grounditude. (present, centered, connected to the self and/or the Earth and feeling thankful for all aspects of existence.)

Her grounditude made all the difference. She remained peaceful and in a state of grounditude as she sat on the park bench.

by Holistic Thinker May 4, 2020