snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Groundhogian

adj. - severe laziness, apathy, and indifference mixed with being an arrogant bitch

Dat Groundhogian mother fucker never took out that motha' fuckin' trash; then he told me he didn't take out the trash because none of it was his trash! What a Groundhogian twinky upper decker, infructus!

by Woolly October 4, 2004

chinese groundhog

When you are having anal sex and stop and poop in the other persons butt.

Only really sick people perform the chinese groundhog

by messy potatoes June 1, 2010

groundhog

The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.

I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.

by Titten from Phoenix February 27, 2009

Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

by Yakla Poshib May 2, 2010

Groundhog Day

Military person being sent to Iraq, Afghanistan, etc., again-and-again. A term first-used by military personnel for the war in Bosnia...because many had multiple tours-of-duty. Groundhog Day was a term used by former President Clinton to refer to soldiers returning for a tour-of-duty to the same war-zone they've been to in the past.

Oh #$@&! It's Groundhog Day for me; I have to go back to Iraq for another tour-of-duty. Former Vice President Cheney's war sucks!

by sfdoubleu February 2, 2010

groundwork

Putting in the hours with a girl, normally a male trying to score with someone who is out of his league.

" Jesus christ, how did but face get that minx?"
" Months of groundwork mate."
"pussy."

by Charlie-standard-blad. February 5, 2008