Grommer

A particularly nasty smelling dump or fart.

After letting a couple grommers loose in the middle of the bar I went and dropped a yellow grommer that burned.

by Dr. Grommer, MD April 13, 2009

grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

pump a grumper

to take a huge hard dump

damn im never gonna hti a mexican buffet liek that again, i had to pump a grumper really bad ten minutes later

by collinD May 30, 2006

gomperlicious

(verb) Used to describe someone or something that is really really, incredibly and indescribably sexy.

"The way you walk your dog is gomperlicious!"

"Damn girl, you is gomperlicious!"

"You think my tractor is gomperlicious."

by Fuzzy December 27, 2004

Groper

someone who touches people in innappropriate ways while they are passed out due to intoxication

Person A-"I have this friend that likes to grope girls when they are passed out. We call him 'The Groper'"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"

by Big J-dizzle May 5, 2003

Grouper

An ugly girl with a big mouth who tends immerse herself in group settings.

Mark: Who was that ugly chick back there who wouldn't shut her fucking face?
Jeff: That's Gina, man. She's a huge grouper.

by CiseJ May 26, 2009

Grumper

Addictive website where you can complain about things that annoy you.

I like to use Grumper.org all the time!

by SexualVegan6Love9 June 28, 2009