Groin Goblin

A groin goblin is a slang term used to describe ones genitals.

Guy 1: Hey, did you like the green goblin in that film the other day?
Guy 2: No, but I got a really itchy groin goblin in those bad cinema seats.

Groin Goblin by aiiskoplusaiist August 18, 2010

groinge 

To stab in the inner thigh, or groin area. gore

When trying to get back at a cheating ex-boyfriend, the best idea is to groinge him.

groinge by XakkMaster January 11, 2009

Groid Rage 

The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.

Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.

Groid Rage by McCeltunstein July 17, 2021

Groidian Slip 

noun. When a negroid--see nigger--accidentally mentions a word or phrase that furthers the black stereotype.

John: Hey Jamal, check out those strange, white lemons.

Jamal: Oh lawd, I do love me some white wimminz--I mean white lemons.

John: Jamal, we all know what you're thinking about; that Groidian Slip gave it away.

Groidian Slip by yougottheaids October 23, 2008

gookinaid 

The gnarliest drink ever created. Formulated by Bill Gookin. It comes in a powder like Kool-Aid. Thats all

-"Why is Farkas such a beast?"
-"Because he drinks Gookinaid... Duh."

gookinaid by benthemagicbum January 27, 2009

Groinsword

Blunt, powerful-sounding term for a strap-on dildo. Especially a bigg'un.

I knew my ass was in for a jolly time when Betty pulled out the eleven-inch black spiked groinsword.

Groinsword by AlexReynard May 8, 2008

Grodiful 

The state in which something is both grody and beautiful at the same time.

I saw a child being born once, it was grodiful

Grodiful by thatguythatyoudon'tknow July 3, 2011