'Groates? Yeah he's well alright!'
by lover_of_science November 27, 2013

by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021

by Razzaninja August 12, 2010

by Veni vidi vici March 1, 2020

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
by FabRomano July 14, 2022

To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.
Groat (v.)
1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.
2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.
1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.
2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.
by partyboy1775 May 25, 2011

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
by mntain July 26, 2018
