Gildo

A golden or gold plated dildo. Short for "gilded dildo".

Paris Hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.

Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.

by physicslol March 30, 2011

Gridlock

a blockage of something (from the severe road traffic stalling situation)

The gridlock in Web traffic is due to the worm's payload.

by The Return of Light Joker January 29, 2010

Grillot

Gods gift to the opposite sex, it can be used in a uni-sexual manner

Also just an overall Renaissance person who is good at everything be it physical activity, intelligence, social activities, sexual activities, humor, but most importantly (only in male grillots) is a master of all video games and can out drink any other non-grillot.

That girl is marriage material she is without a doubt a Grillot.

Damn i just lost in halo again this guy is a real Grillot

I just saw that Grillot over there finish a keg to himself!

by Westonian The Wise February 25, 2011

Gridlock

When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.

I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.

by Double-O-Ben October 21, 2013

Gridlock

The thickest bitch that will ever exist

Holy shit i never seen a gridlock so huge

by BigDaddyD8126 May 13, 2020

Gridlock

A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.

Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."

Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."

by enthusiast July 21, 2009

dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.

I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"

by Mydaho January 12, 2009