gretchen

very hot girl, usually a fine ass. innocent looking, but a total FREAK in the bed. also means stripper

"dude, did you see that fine Gretchen? man i wanna ride her all night long."

by hdwdhal February 22, 2009

Gretchen

A mythical creature. It was wings and lives under the ground, the eyes of the beast are noted to be watery.

May be used to express your mood if you have tired eyes

I feel like a Gretchen tonight

by sleeping donkey June 20, 2010

Greetch

The sound it makes when you tie your gooch hair

Did you guys just hear that greetch

by Shdosb zj May 12, 2021

Gretchen

everyone bullies you for having this name

Mildred: Gretchen? More like bigass forehead.
Isobel: That makes no sense but i'm going to laugh
Agnes: STOP BULLYING MY GIRLY POP
Gretchen: cries near locker slits wrists hangs screams bashes head on wall

by emmyandlola December 21, 2022

Gretchen

(greht-chen) v. To omit an ingredient from a recipe.

Diner: Mmmph. What's up with the cake?

Chef: Yeah, sorry about that, I Gretchened it. I forgot the eggs.

Diner: Hm. It's not bad, though.

by imppress December 19, 2011

gretchen weiners

The girl from Mean Girls who says "So Fetch!"

"Omg1 you are so like gretchen weiners"

by monkey22451 May 25, 2016

Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011