Greetch

The sound it makes when you tie your gooch hair

Did you guys just hear that greetch

by Shdosb zj May 12, 2021

Gretch

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

by Arcxus January 18, 2021

Gretchum

A derivation of greasy characterized by a disgustingly overwhelming amount of moxie towards even the most ordinary facets of life. Usually with an affinity for unorthodox hobbies including, but not limited to sword collecting, ant farm building, magic card trading, and beanie baby making. Hard to describe, yet easy to recognize, the gretchum kid will be the one who everyone wonders how he's still in public school. "What is that kid's deal?" or "What the hell is he doing?" are common question when eyeing a gretchum kid.

"Someone go tell that gretchum kid to stop eating the all the cheetos. He reeks like a past date jar of velvetta cheese thats been in a kiln filled with dead animal carcacuses for around 3 days."

"Bob Saget"

by Peter And Nate April 22, 2007

Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen

That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019

Greechies

When you get extremely excited for an event you are looking forward to as an adult, and your body tenses up to the point where you can't talk or move correctly.

As we sat and planned for the party at the lake with my friends, I got the greechies and couldn't talk or move for a few seconds.

by kasual_dan July 1, 2021

Gretchen

The most amazing girl you will ever meet! She doesn't think much of herself but everyone around is jealous of how beautiful she is! She is a good girl but likes to make jokes and laugh! She may be shy at first but she will be a loyal bestfriend when you get to know her! She doesn't have to look far for a boyfriend because he will come along and treat her like a princess and he will give her anything! Usually dates a guy that can go by a few names or has a unique name! When she finds this guy, she will never have to worry about a thing because he will take care of everything!

Wow, look at Gretchen isn't she amazing?
Yea, she's the kind of girl I would give anything to just to see her smile!

by Airdan June 20, 2013

Gretchen

If u know her u know her she is always smiling and laughing. She is bold and brave and won’t back down easily. She is loving and caring and cares a lot about her friends and will defend them with all of her heart. also she can put up one hell of an arm wrestle.

If you have a Gretchen in ur life keep her.

by R-Man-Dude-Dog November 15, 2019