Max Geiger

The biggest douche-fag ever. He is one of the hosts on Deadliest Warrior, and he seems to go out of his way to make everyone hate him.

"What's the Deadliest Warrior guy's name?"

"Max Geiger, fucking fag..."

by Mr Lorax October 23, 2012

Geiger

A verb which means to furiously assault a woman's face with a penis.

Nichole stabbed me in the kidney so I gave geigered her.

That geiger left Nichole with severe blood loss.

by furtehlulz September 30, 2011

gregers

Gregers is often a very tall and goodlooking guy. He is good at everything and he is the most humble man you will ever find. If you have a Gregers is your life, you have a good life.

"I just went skiing today"
"Okay"
"Gregers was with me"
"OMG you are so lucky!"

by Druxi March 30, 2016

Greger

A white person that is black

Oh look, he is a greger!

by IAmGreger April 30, 2019

greifer

(n.)

One who greifs

The 9th commandment: Thou shalt not hearken to the toungue of a greifer

by shooter June 3, 2004

Geiger's Law

Are you or are you not bigger that it?
A phrase you can ask yourself or anyone else if you are unsure of something.

"This yogurt expired a couple days ago, should I still eat it?"
"Don't worry about it, you are MUCH bigger than it. Geiger's law, dude"

"I think that guy's giving me the stink-eye, Should I say something to him?"
"Geiger's law would say you shouldn't, he is MUCH bigger than you"

by Analog Lover October 29, 2009

Greger

(Alias Kiwikärnan) Person who loves Volvos, lives in the countryside and drinks alot of redbulls. Also drinks way to much Jägerbombs and get drunk really quickly. Does stupid things when drunk as you can see below.

Also prone to drowning while drunk..

"Hey Greger, you redneck dog, this is no country for a volvo loving scum!"

by Petralover February 28, 2017