A Grasshopper Kiss

When a male is having sex with a girl while she is on her period and the male takes his condom off and slaps her across the face with it leaving a bloody mark on her face.

Did you hear what Deon did? He gave his girlfriend a Grasshopper Kiss

by InfernalSin September 7, 2010

Young Grasshopper

A term used when a person is being trained into thinking or doing something a different way.

Jacob is such a young grasshopper. He has broadened his mind and learned something new.

by hello.it's.me August 14, 2016

grasshopper

A mexican or someone from mexico who hops the border to sell drugs, or weed(marijuana) in particular.

Dean: Yo where did you get this shit?
Ryan: This crazy dealer from Mexico, he was a grasshopper!
Dean: Aww yeah!

by kbuzz September 25, 2010

Grasshopper

A sexual maneuver where you pinch a woman's clit between your index finder and thumb and gently yet quickly rub your fingers back and forth like a grasshopper rubs it's legs.

Bill: "did you get her off?"
John: "yeah, I gave her the grasshopper till she started chirping".

by Anim8or123 April 30, 2011

Grasshopper Threesome

A first time threeway for one of the participants. One participant is the mentor.

Bruce has never had a threesome, he will be in agrasshopper threesome}.

by Bondage girl March 22, 2008

grasshoppers

football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!

Wir sind einfach das beste

by GCZ August 27, 2004

grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.

Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.

by Jabberwokki45 from The Flood October 30, 2008