Granogurt

A meal consisting of equal parts granola and yogurt, usually bought at a whole food store and eaten by "granolas" "hippies" and the folks that carry their own shopping bags to the store.

granogurt

by wildalaskanbeard October 15, 2009

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

granola kid

constantly wears Patagonia and all those brands, look like they belong in a granola bar commercial, they seem like a earthy organic person that have sandals like burks or chacos

that’s a granola kid

by yolos February 23, 2021

granola mom

a mom who is zero-waste, likes hiking and the outdoors, eats organic and “natural foods”, and uses essential oils to cure everything. she owns many plants and drives an suv. a hippie.

“did you see her reusable grocery bags?”
“yeah! she must be a granola mom”

by kalchippy May 3, 2021

granola dyke

A lesbian of the birkenstocks-wearing, tofu-eating, folk music-loving, "earthy crunchy" hippie variety. Often seen with an acoustic guitar.

Susie's last girlfriend was a dreadlocked granola dyke named Crystal Windwomyn.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Granola Boy

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013