Coastal Grandmother

A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.

Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.

Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.

I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.

by traitorjoes February 27, 2023

GrandHo

Someone whose over 50 that has sex with a lot of people, and whose name likely starts with a D.

I can't believe she's such a grandho.

by #Chalmers July 24, 2023

Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

kaydens grandmother

A hot fucking milf.

Dang bro, shes a real Kaydens Grandmother.

by Kaydens brother December 13, 2021

gracious grandmother

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.

It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.

by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008

Grandtastic

1. The involuntary emotional response your body goes through when a person hears or sees a loved one. 2. The shared gratification of a smile or feeling of elation between two or more friends or family. 3. All things that bring upon a person the spontanious feeling of joy! -Grandtastic- is the combination of grandiose & fantastic. Always a pleasant or joyful experience.

I talked to my baby today, it was grandtastic!" or "I made my kitten smile today, that's grandtastic!" or "My newest tattoo is grandtastic!

by Joseph R. Conway/Shadespiller August 6, 2011

Grandtastic

Better than Fantastic. Even more grand. Basically a twofive on a scale of one in the fantastic department. But not quite a twofive bc twofive.

Subject A: "I just got a new kitten!"
Subject B: "Oh really? Dang aw how exciting.. Wait.. is it black.."
Subject A: "HECK NO NOT BLACK CATS OH NO"
Subject B: "OH WELL THEN YEAH! KITTENS YES! WOW THAT'S JUST GRANDTASTIC."

by treehugger345 August 17, 2016