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grandhoe
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Someone over 50, that's slept with
atleast 100
people
, owns a
cat
, and has woken up in a homeless shelter, because they stayed the
night
with someone who "lived" there.
Grandhoe you
want to
get
honuts
after
church
?
grandhoe
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#Chalmers
February 5, 2025
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GrandHo
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Someone
whose over
50
that has sex with a lot of
people
, and whose name likely starts with a D.
I can't
believe
she'
s
such a
grandho.
GrandHo
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#Chalmers
July 24, 2023
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