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grandpa's an asshole

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
grandpa's an asshole by TOYPAJ December 2, 2004

grandpa's cough medicine 

1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture
1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.
grandpa's cough medicine by MOUND October 31, 2004

Grandpa's Service Pistol 

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn 

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man
Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

grandpa's toolbox 

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.
" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox
grandpa's toolbox by 427big cat November 9, 2018

grandpa's boy 

A male who has inherited their grandfather's racist views and beliefs, usually due to spending time together in excess.
John's rob is so white, he must be a grandpa's boy.
grandpa's boy by Shattergang Ace December 31, 2023