When a female requires her male sex partner to use both a condom for intercourse and a dental dam for cunnilingus.
I had sex with Rachel but damn she made me wear the cap and gown. No skin to skin.
I practice safer sex so cap and gown is required. So you can fuck anyone you want? Yes!!!
I practice safer sex so cap and gown is required. So you can fuck anyone you want? Yes!!!
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Not to be confused with a crop dusting. The brown gown is a fart so dense and putrid that it cannot escape your own gravitational pull, creating an atmospheric cloud that follows you anywhere.
by Stangcollida May 31, 2017

by e bye September 8, 2013

Verb: to ridiculously overdress for an event, be inappropriately fancy at a casual event, creating awkwardness
Tracy ball-gowned the beach cookout by wearing leather pants and high heels
You’re gonna ball gown the cookout if you wear that outfit. They’re serving burgers, not filet mignon.
You’re gonna ball gown the cookout if you wear that outfit. They’re serving burgers, not filet mignon.
by fbbomb July 23, 2022

A coat that is worn only around your house and when getting out of the shower , an american word for housecoat . A posh definition of a robe or housecoat
by American boy December 27, 2017

An extremely tight-fitting and tasteless outfit which a woman wears in a nightclub or bar setting in order to attract attention. Instead, she becomes the source of ridicule for wearing such a slutty garment.
I don't want to go to any nightclubs tonight, it'll just be full of those chicks with the Fuck Gowns." "I'm tired of seeing that crap..."
by Pres. Bentley August 26, 2010

by RMariano 5251 June 26, 2015
