A special species of Walrus of the order: Anura (Toad), family: Aegithalidae (Long Tailed Tits). It is often known to get drunk on the sea water in which it lives. In this delirious state, it donkey punches the blue whale (Order: Heather, Family: Spurr). Known to be of low fidelity, it is often hunted down by the Japanese Swordfish adept in the Ninja Arts of the Underwater.
That guy is such a jerk, he's like a Samuel Ross-Gower.
Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!
Only Samuel Ross-Gower could tap worse ass!!
by SmokingHotNinja March 11, 2009
A city in Missouri in which nothing of any interest happens. No one wants to go to Gower. The people in Gower do not want to live in Gower. The existence of Gower has no meaning. It is the most pointless city to ever exist.
by HairTheDwarf April 9, 2019
A girl/guy that is very abusive and likes to be a nerd for most of their lives they have little to no friends and now wants to fight me enjoy...
by Gakgjfmeb jcjdjndnxj December 8, 2019
A fat creepy pedophile who will do anything in his power to make you feel vulnerable and uncomfortable. Mention anything close to sex, he is spawned like a demon in witch craft. Shoeburyness claims to be the best school about but employs people who act/look like convicted predators who’ve been interviewed by Chris Hansen.
by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019
A fat speacy 4head wanker that has had sex with a fat wanker goat called Jimmy torez that has big bongos
by Mut cunt April 23, 2019
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