Gouche-Asuarus-Rex

Usually someone, generaly a Tyranosaurus Rex, that is being a real gouche

Barney the Dinosaur is a "Gouche-Asuarus-Rex", and so is Daniel

by SexXxy Em0 b0y September 2, 2010

Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.

1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Goacher

A. albino so white he causes blindness from his scaled infectious pale skin. B. One whose own body hates him so much it rejects his pigment. C. Someone who gets moon burned

Damn that goacher is a disgusting looking creature.

by Time2smoke420 October 4, 2017

Goucher

A doucher

That guy Jack is a real goucher

by Hellobrothum November 18, 2018

Raw meat Gouche

The feeling you get after a long day of walking when your gouche becomes enflamed and red.

Jesus! I have the worst case of raw meat Gouche after walking around Epcot for 12 hours.

by Red Gouche March 8, 2011

goucheronie

This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.

Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE

Wow ! did u see jack get a goucheronie !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006