Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.

Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.

by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

by Tman19910 October 30, 2018

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

goopery

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.

Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...

by b_ubs February 13, 2019

Sneaky Gopher

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.

I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.

by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010

Random Gapper

When you randomly blitz the linebacker into the gap where the offense is running achieved by screen cheating.

Did you see Alex get that fumble, yeah what a random gapper.

by mammoth boy May 27, 2011