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Gooching

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.
by Ibrihima June 16, 2010
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grouching

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.
"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."
by OleE September 21, 2008
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Cootching

My man is da greatest at cootching i screamed the house down last night man!
by Laury and Staky March 28, 2009
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gooching so hard

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
by sean henny September 6, 2010
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reality glitching

Does reality glitching really happen or is everyone who experience it just bat shit crazy.
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Glotching

Sick or not well, vomiting
Today, I'm glotching so I will not go to work.
by Izabizaba October 8, 2017
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glitchingidi0t

my whore partner
very cool on tiktok but ur a bottom
woah is that glitchingidi0t😲🎊
yea that’s my whore husband
by hebryyyyyy May 8, 2022
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