goomer

When you goom it means youre the um, so y'know umm that thing when uhh, umm GOOM

Josh: "IM GONNA GOOM AHHHHHHHHH"
Kate: "Oh yeah, youre a goomer daddy"
Both: *gooms*

by Certified Goomer April 12, 2022

Goomer

A guy who eats too many gummies

This guy is such a goomer, all the gummies are gone

by Mr. gromox October 2, 2025

Goomer

The in-between of a boomer and a zoomer

You're neither a boomer nor zoomer. You are a certified Goomer
You're such a goomer it's unbelievable

by Voltecca December 13, 2019

Goomer

A gamer boomer. Someone who's hip with the gamer kids despite his age.

You know that teacher? He's so cool and chill, man, he's a goomer.

by danswords November 25, 2023

goomer

a mix between goo and coomer, used to describe someone who is cumming

Reyan: what happened last night with you and Alice

Mo: Last night i was gooming all over her i was her goomer

by ToastNutBuster27 September 11, 2023

Goomer

A goomer is a person who spends all their time on gaming and nothing else, who lives with their mom still and is a lazy NEET.

James: oh my god sam is such a Goomer, he just spends all his time on his PC and nothing else.

by greengalaxyyt April 28, 2021

goomer

Basically a gay goomer. Someone who can't keep up with the kids and is also a homosexual

Damn, alek is such a fucking goomer

by Doggo Froggo September 22, 2020