gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first

Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor

by Jay Clarkson April 9, 2005

Goncho

One below a Poncho.
Two below a Honcho.

Awww man.. I'm only a Goncho!
or
No Gonchos allowed here, come with your Poncho!

by Samuel G May 12, 2007

Goncher

Noun: A sickening disfigurement that once seen, changes one's life forever. Usually associated with the human penis.

I have to pay for sex because of my Goncher.

by PapaG123 May 26, 2010

gonch

Underwear - usually tighty whities with a stretched elastic and bearing the marks of a quarter mile dragstrip which are fuckin unbleachable. Usually vyach just waits til they disintigrate to chuck em. a key and necessary element in gonch pulls.

aka gawnch or gonchies

ewwwwww, whose immigrant gonch???

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Goncrats

When you want to congratulate someone, but dont really mean it.

Hey Donald I got a 105 on my english test! Highest grade in the class nbd

Goncrats bro

Yo Joe I hooked up with you sister at the partay it was awesome!

Goncrats man

by bmccrea December 10, 2011

gonczlik

The family of Dracula also known as «Vlad tepes», more specificly his wife «szilagy». The Gonczliks are rare race and you should keep One If you find one. The recent gonczliks are truly rare and they have a connection with the outer space. They can communicate with the bigger World and Will be One of the few survivors of the rapture. If you are friend with a gonczlik, keep them close because they can protect you from the unknown.

Gonczlik’s is the rapture.

by Anogon November 4, 2018

Gonky doof

When you want to express your amazingness in verbal language in front of a girl by calling another guy this

OMG, you are such a gonky doof!

by DonkeySandwhich January 22, 2020