gollum

messed up hobbit consumed by the ring, his "precious", who will do anything, i mean any thing, for that thing. must have smoked a lot of crack or something cuz he always makes a weird noise in his throat that sounds like: "ggggoooollummm, goolllummm." (hence the name)
Gives us great lines in LOTR

Gollum says: "Whats taters, precious, whats taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TA-TOES, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew. Oh, a few coneys and some chips, even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could!"

by k dawg August 27, 2004

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"

by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009

Gollum style

Gollum style is when you treat your girl how Gollum treats the ring in the classic movie series The Lord of the Rings. You whisper praise in her ear and finger her all day.

Yeah man I treated her like gollum treats the ring. Gollum style bro.

by Lord of the boobs April 30, 2020

Galluped

Having been screwed over in one or many different ways by Internationally Known Extreme Illusionist Robert Gallup.

I worked my ass for Robert but no matter what I did for him I got "Galluped".

by Galluped Again April 28, 2009

simon gallup

awesome bassist for the cure

and he has awesome hair =D

let's go listen to lovecats it has awesome bass

smart person: simon gallup is the awesomest bassist ever

dumbass: yo let's go listen to 50 cent

smart person: you, my friend, are a dumbass

by laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 20, 2008

Gollum

From the Lord of the Ring's trilogy; he is one of the greatest CGI character's of our time.

He has a split personality. One being Smegol, his former self. The other being Gollum, a personailty created by the ring that poisioned his life for 500 years.

Smegol tries to aid Frodo and Sam untill Gollum finally betrays them and sends them to Shelob.

Gollum: "We could let...'her' do it."

by Wicked Child January 2, 2005

Myles Gollop

Myles Gollop is the goat. If you have a problem, he can fix it. He is the greatest basketball player of all time. If you know him, you are lucky because it's an honor to know such a great, loving, and beautiful person.

"Wow bruh, is that Myles Gollop? I'm scared he's finna cook me 1 on 1"

by thefbi February 21, 2019