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The biggest fiend ever. Willing to choke people for rings or any item worth more than 1 dollar. also the biggest crack head ever
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by EazyE723 November 12, 2010
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A boy whos fingers resemble those of the Lord of the Rings triliogy character gollum. A person whos hands are so covered in grime and grease that his or her fingers are discolored and disgusting. Usually occurs when a person eats cheetos and licks their fingers clean rather than cleaning them with soap and water, over time a layer of shit builds up and gollum fingers occur.
-Dammit *insert name* clean those nasty ass gollum fingers....jesus
by chug-a-lug house March 10, 2005
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Noun.

1. m. Character found in the book 'Lord of the Rings' Smeagol.

2. f. Woman obsessed by desire to get a ring on her finger to the point of self-debasement and self-loathing.

3. m. Male who guides a hobbit into the Land of Mordor and thence into the Crack of Doom.

4. mf. Sexual partner intent on slipping their finger into your precious ring.
"Blimey, that bird I had last night was a right Gollum. She must be medically trained, checking my prostrate out like that."
by Cheesewhiff January 20, 2006
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A villain in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. He is after The Preciousss. Has double personalities--Gollum, the evil one, and Smeagol, the good one. Ate Frodo's finger.
"WE MUST GET TEH PRECIOUSSSS!!!11!!1oneone!!1eleven"
by Nyanko February 5, 2004
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1. An acceptable replacement to any curse word. Used to express distress, uncomfort, or displeasure.

2. May also be used with crossed eyes and abnormal noises to scare you children.
When Blaire saw her ex-boyfriend in the mall, she quickly moved to the other side and muttered "Gollum!" under her breath.

While standing in line at DisneyWorld, Claire passed the time by golluming at young children. They would run away in fear
by volleykree January 3, 2010
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Golluming is the ability to climb over rocks and other objects at a fast speed. Often mistaken for free running, The word golluming is widely used in the "Gollum" community, although not many know if its true meaning.
OMFG, did you see that guy golluming, he got over those rocks and into that cubby hole
by The gollumer March 3, 2008
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he wants tjhe preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


ahh the precioussssssssssssssssssssssssss
by egypo September 18, 2003
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