Hockey goalie

Someone who is crazy and quick in order to save the puck, and the game. The most important player on the ice... and the most blamed player on the ice. Also, the most bad ass player on the ice. Only rivaled in sports by the lacrosse goalie.

That guy is really weird. "Ya, he's a hockey goalie"

by Sexylacrossegoalie October 31, 2017

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Wiener goblin

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Goggins

Based on Celebrity Navy Seal David Goggins, this expression is used to describe someone who does a task in such an extreme matter, regardless of the pain and suffering, because they are just that awesome/hardcore/committed to being the most badass motherfuckers on the planet.

"Dude how was the training this morning?"
"Man... I went Goggins and trained HAM for 4 hours strait."

"Let's sign up to this 50Mile Marathon tomorrow"
"We never running before... we going Goggins?"
"Hell ya!"

by jaycraycray November 12, 2018

godliman

Respect for the Holy

Its cool hes a Godliman

by Azap March 10, 2008

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020