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gogli

A person who was a mainstream geek, wannabe hipster and know-it-all. Regular smart-ass, the guy who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with his sarcastic-attitude and usually gets bitch-slapped or worse, shunned by everyone for it.

For one to be a gogli it is of grave importance for him to have an epiphany of sorts and thus try to mend his socially unacceptable behavior by going out of his way to be nice to his friends and others. A gogli has to be transformed at some point, he can't just stay bitchy forever.
Usually, a gogli is quite cute, however, he is bald and/or wears glasses. This doesn't tend to turn girls off, on the contrary, they take a strange liking to him and his oddball goofs and usual gaffe, making him their pet project and guilty pleasure they text at night after their boyfriends roll around and go to sleep.
He's an architect turned designer, his hobbies are photography and reading Wallpaper*. Loves cashmere and thinks 16 Year Old Single Malt Lagavulin is a man's drink, doesn't really have cash for either. You'd think he was gay if it weren't for all the gossip that he's well endowed that hot girls spread around.
He means well but can lack tact. He weeps on occasion and thinks every girl is the girl of his dreams. She's not.

Gogli is an all around cool guy, a good person and can be quite useful for stuff.

Like punching in the face.
If we don't invite our gogli to the party, we won't have anyone to bitch at or poor beer on.

But, honey, this gogli has a huge penis, (no, really, you have to see it!) it's not my fault I cheated on you - it was that monster tempting me!

The slut cheated on me with a gogli and thought I wouldn't read about it on his Twitter.

Gogli's photography is amazing, I wish I could be his girlfriend.

Ted Mosby from HIMYM is such a gogli, except he has a career, isn't really bald and apart from having 20/20 vision, he has a TV show revolving around his bipolar life.

I dumped a gogli and my life sucks now.
by bbgabng November 1, 2011
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ocean goblin

hes a goblin who lives in the ocean and steals your bones if you dont brush your teeth
quick get him to brush his teeth before the ocean goblin gets his bones
by Makoto's Dad December 25, 2017
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Cheshire Goblin

A mindless sub-humanoid, a follower of a McRae Boomer Known for lacking all empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

She will ramble incoherently continually when discussing anything that conflicts with the McRae Boomer narrow minded approved world view.

This Goblin will profess herself as the most intelligent and Queen of the trolls, second only to the King of the trolls, the doxin82 Goblin.

Together with the King Goblin, doxin82 Goblin, they lead a McRae Boomer troll army.
Unlike the Cheshire Cat, a Cheshire Goblin does not disappear and continues to ramble to this day.

While the McRae Boomer is trying to win the unlosable court case and the rightful winner is fighting back, the Cheshire Goblin continues to marshal the troll army against the crowds and continues to ramble incoherently about what she wants the crowds to think.

The Cheshire Goblin calls on her troll army to enact plan Cancel Culture against those who are revealing her evil plans.
by greatdebatecommunity February 19, 2020
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Doxin82 Goblin

A mindless sub-humamoid who follows a McRae Boomer. Known for lack empathy and all other redeeming social graces.

The Doxin82 Goblin considers doxing people as a valid way to deal with conflict.

Together with the Cheshire Goblin they lead a McRae Boomer Troll Army as its King and Queen Goblin.

The Doxin82 Goblin declares himself as the troll of all trolls taking great pride in that. Although the only trolls who follow this self professed King Goblin are a McRae Boomer Troll Army because that troll army have had concentrated education in never using Critical Thinking.
Unlike the Cheshire Goblin who uses rambling about nonsensical things as her weapon, the Doxin82 Goblin uses doxing and threats as his weapon of choice.

A Doxin82 Goblin is so dumb as to do their doxing efforts on live streams
by greatdebatecommunity February 19, 2020
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Goblin Boy

A new Runescape account which never made it past or is currently stuck in the starting town, Lumbridge. Goblin Boys can be seen all over Lumbridge, usually wearing a bronze medium helm. They are known for asking people how to wear the Goblin Mail and if anyone has spare gp to pass the Al-Kharid gate.
That guy started playing a couple hours ago and he still just killing goblins, what a goblin boy
by Farqu December 1, 2019
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Goblin mode

When you lose yourself so you resort to becoming a goblin.
Person 1: I don’t really know who I am anymore

Person 2: looks like you’re going goblin mode
by dr. shitheadashole June 17, 2020
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goblincore

Goblincore is an aesthetic which seems to have originated on Tumblr, as a twist on ‘dragoncore’. While both dragoncore and goblincore seem to focus on collections (or hoards), goblincore leans into the grimier, grittier, and just more generally cluttered look. Goblincore celebrates not just flawless gems, dazzling metals, and meticulously kept treasuries, but also damaged coins, cool rocks, bits of scrap metal, maybe even beads, bugs, and buttons.

If you have a disordered, unlabeled collection of rocks, shells, buttons, or trinkets (or all the above), goblincore might be the aesthetic for you. Some call it hoarding, but we call it ‘collecting’.
“Wow, Dan sure does have a lot of shit. When did he get so many bits of sea glass? And is that just a pile of shells?”
“Yeah, he found a goblincore blog on tumblr and just kinda lost himself in it.”
by Caodhan February 10, 2019
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