Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.

Goasting: it's what's for dinner.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

Golista

a soccer player / football who constantly scores

Ronaldo is the best golista in the world.

by golista May 22, 2011

goisture

The collection of moisture in the gouche region on hot sticky days.

Its so hot I've got wicked goisture.

by stones717 August 23, 2011

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019

Goaste

A ghost with a goatee

Dang! That's a goaste!

by Poopducknuggets June 18, 2018

Goast

A word used to call a goat-ghost hybrid.

"What is that thing?!"
"It's a goast."

by Forlegalreasonsimstraight October 28, 2020