Garfunkeling

When a woman makes you dress up as Art Garfunkel and have sex with her.

"Hey Jemaine, want to go Garfunkeling again tonight?"

by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast October 12, 2016

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garzunkle

something that is messy, bothersome, or annoying

He's such a garzunkling man
What a Garzunkle!

by GraceAndMarissa April 29, 2011

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

snarfunkle

When you're at a party, and someone passes out, one person grabs and opens the passed out person's mouth while another ejaculates in and around the mouth.

Dude, we just snarfunkled David with Stuart's AIDS.

by Dr. Bloogenburger June 7, 2011

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003