gnat noop

poon tang backwards. used when doggin on your friends.

Quit bein such a gnat noop

by liveSTRONG2801 November 22, 2007

Gnat dick

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.

1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!

by Nobli July 2, 2015

Gnats Nadger

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something

We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal

by Swinedog May 28, 2020

Patience of a gnat

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.

Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"

by Mike R was taken so this is my name February 12, 2008

gnant

adj.

The state of being in which a woman is actively giving birth. Being in labor. The periods of time directly before and after birth (pregnant and postgnant) are derivatives of this root.

see pregnant, postgnant

I better get my wife to the hospital...she's nearly gnant!

by MiracleWhip737 October 31, 2008

Gnat

A small two-winged biting fly, e.g. a black fly or a midge.

Kill all gnats or be bitten!

by Jafje September 30, 2007