Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022

Glurding

When a black person is touching a younger white women between the ages of 15 and 20 in inappropriate areas with his penis

OMG look at George Floyd over there glurding that girl ln the playground

by Holy Cööm December 12, 2022

Glurding

When a black person is touching a younger white women between the ages of 15 and 20 in inappropriate areas with his penis

OMG look at George Floyd over there glurding that girl ln the playground

by Holy Cööm December 12, 2022

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

Glurbing

To stand on a cliff and hold someone by their ballsack using your teeth.

I was Glurbing with Jeremy last week so my balls are quite sore.

by goobertigglington March 12, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024