Glumagen

Multiple uses - used to replace almost any word

Glen has no hope. Glen is such a glumagen

I stubbed my toe, I’m such a glumagen

Covid is so glumagen

by Horsefooter_33 September 1, 2020

Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

gluesniffer

A person who sniffs glue, white out, or any other toxic school supplies to experience a high.

My friend Jenn was a gluesniffer when we were in school and she would raid supplies from the art room.

by Tatiane Joelle December 6, 2006

Jag glum

When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.

person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.

person 1: Thanks, Åke!

by ..fan jag glum vad jag heter February 12, 2022

glumptious

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

glusterfuck

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem

This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck

by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015

The Glush

At one time considered to be the missing link between man and his cousin the chimpanzee, the Glush is now recognized as man in his most base form. His ability to remain unaware of the horror he inspires is largely believed to be the reason he has not gone the way of the mammoth and other likeminded primordial beasts.

Question: Would you rather be blown to bits by an atomic bomb or spend a day with the glush?

Answer: blown to bits.

by J. Tapia September 6, 2007