Glunkin

Gluten-free. No gluten used or in the food/item.

Hey Tom, I heard they are coming out with some glunkin Oreos.

Excuse me ma’am, I am gluten-free. Will you please confirm with the chef that this steak is Glunkin?

by ilikesexalott November 16, 2020

Glumpkin

Getting head while playing video games

“She was giving Jordan a glumpkin on Twitch”

by Stancedup69 October 29, 2021

Glumping

A medical evaluation involving the cupping of a creatures testicles.

"My God what are you doing?"
"I wanted to make sure the horse was healthy so I'm glumping it"

by Good Shlep March 31, 2022

Glurkin

The act of going ham on a sweet sweet meat stick.

Damn that geeked up white boy be glurkin on that cock man.

by Headonya June 3, 2022

Glumping

Like when a old lady has lost her dentures and mashes her gums together while trying to talk

“BRO SHES JUST GLUMPING HER JAWS SHE DONT KNOW WHAT SHES TALKING ABOUT.”

by Arytewcool January 28, 2024

Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024