glocknick

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!

by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012

glookum

stringy, film like substance that comes off your hands when you rub them together. (dirt and sweat built up from the day that rubs off in clumps/strings)

I rub the glookum off my hands and put it in my schnauzer's food.

by Pookie Penguin September 19, 2015

GLOONK

A very massive pew pew.

Calm down Gayla don't pull out the gloonk!!!!!!!!

by WigSnatcher6879 November 16, 2020

Glookz

A hot, sexy, discord gamer.

Hey, you heard of Glookz? The one with the IShowSpeed PFP? Yeah, that man is one sexy dude. I've had a orgy with him and a couple of other men before, his cock was a monster dude.

by Tokyooo January 14, 2022

glooks

a gay way of men saying thank you to each other

“yo bro glooks”

by nick apparently July 23, 2019

Glook

Used to show someone has a fat,veiny, massive penis the size of an elephants trunk

Steve:Yo Dante has a glook

Dante:*slaps Steven in the face with his glook sending him into a coma*

by Looktoyourright December 14, 2019

gloknor

Any day of the workweek taken as a sick day so that one may dish out multiple self abuse (penis pounding) sessions between the hours of nine (after the wife has gone to work)and five
(before the wife returns from work). Usually results in calluses and or blisters on both the hand and phallus.

Ed: "Hey, Bill. Are you ready for the big presentation tomorrow"
Bill "I'm not feeling to well actually, Ed. I think I might be coming down with something"
Ed: "I hear the flu is going around"
Bill: "Oh yeah? I think I might be struck with a near fatal case of it sometime in the very near future, tomorrow maybe... see you the day after gloknor"

by cypops April 11, 2008