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Globohomo

Essentially the world wide conspiracy of gay dudes who spread war and destruction under the guise of American / British "democracy."

A subset of gay men meet up in clubs like Skull and Bones, the Masons, and strive to take over the world, probably cause they just hate the fact that women don't want them enough to enjoy straight sex, so they go gay and just want to have a gay mafia to wreck havoc on the planet and force their gayness and greed on others. The greed and capitalism is cause these gay guys just overvalue money as a way of getting their sexual needs met, but they know that no woman would ever desire them so they just keep on accumulating until everyone else is dead.
Steve: Globohomo destroyed the world
Bob: Ukraine and Taiwan had the biggest gay parades in history. Makes you think.
by Johnnyzombie March 3, 2022
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Orbital Lobotomy

The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity.
Karin has been much more agreeable since I gave her that Orbital Lobotomy which by the way destroyed her entire frontal lobe :)
by Bobby Gonzalez September 16, 2005
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Grey's Lobotomy

Everybody on "Grey's Lobotomy" is as thick as pigshit
by Greg Fowler May 25, 2007
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Globohomo

The ideology pushed by western neoliberals rooted in their age-old interpretation of sex and white supremacy.

Western neoliberals encourage everyone to embrace a homosexual / trans lifestyle while also continuing its warmongering in non-white countries under the guise of spreading "freedom." Since the military is ironically a refuge for incels as well as trans women (men who have transitioned to become women), this is a convenient way for the billionaire western elites to throw away their excessive incel population, hence avoiding the revolution that usually comes with mass male unhappiness. Most billionaires themselves being former incels who have accumulated unfathomable amounts of wealth in their attempt to get back at the girls who called them ugly in high school in favor of dating handsome men (oftentimes men of color), see a convenient methodology for pushing a gay agenda onto the rest of the world in an attempt to rob the remaining resources of the planet while making the local population gay, trans, or to die in war, to avoid the fallout of their robbery.
"Who painted a trans flag onto this drone that we're planning on using to attack a wedding party in Afghanistan?"

"Oh, that came from high up. Part of the globohomo initiative."
by Johnnyzombie June 15, 2021
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e-lobotomy

An email that corrupts the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique used by upper management to verily confuse thier work force. Email that can diminish our analytical capacities, and rob us of the ability to synthesize various threads of data into one logical conclusion.
After reading that e-lobotomy I believe I have actually lost IQ points.
by Jay Pissle August 11, 2006
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lobotomy

a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
by mandingoh December 10, 2004
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Globohomo

Globohomo, also known as corporate wokeness, corporate virtue signaling, or neoliberalism by the economic left; is what happens when you take the worst aspects from each side of the political spectrum to create the modern-day western establishment.

While this is a portmanteau of "globalist" and "homosexual", this is mainly used in context of the promotion of homosexuality and homosexual or transgender ideology, this is not used in the context of openly hating homosexuals. "Faggot" does just fine enough for me.

In effect, this is the agenda of destroying ethnicity, nationhood, and culture in white countries, while simultaneously promoting far-left anti-natalist politics and far-right economics to keep the working class down and drowning in competition. This is the primary system of belief that can be found in many establishments in the west. Neoliberalism also meshes well with neoconservatism, whose ideology is solely based off of going to wars and making friends with woke corporations to buy guns and kill brown people and ñîggêrß.

In short: neoliberalism is quite literally everything wrong with society on both a social and economic level.
Nigga 1: yo niggas, did u see dat add 4 fat white wominz n gay niggas n shiet
Nigga 2: naw nigga, I was givin head to one of my homies
Nigga 1: yo dis is da sheit, we needz us sum fat white bitchez from da globohomo niggas
Nigga 3: *shoots the two niggas because they were in a rival gang*
by ChigginNiggers October 18, 2021
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