Glitterfaced

Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.

It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.

While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.

by kennypowers55 February 12, 2010

penniless glitterati

An audacious, annoying and generally "WASP" or "WASP" inspired ne'er-do-well worth more in tax debt. The breed is prevalent in Georgetown, Washington, DC, but can be found in Nantucket, the Vineyard and other "social" seasonal spots where work means less than conformity.

"Gee, Chris likes to appear as if he lives on a trust fund ... but we all know he's just part of the penniless glitterati."

by the Cindy Moon January 6, 2014

glitterati

The cream of the rich, glamorous, famous and social elite, particularly pertaining to Hollywood and the power players of the American film industry.

"The glitterati packed the red carpet."

by Druberry December 20, 2006

Glittertits

The name for Edward Cullen and other vampires from the Twilight series as dubbed by Michael Buckley of the What The Buck Show.

"In some states this is stalking but this is Glittertits so it's hot." - Michael Buckley

by Lyssia September 26, 2011

Glittering

Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.

M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!

by ThatsNotHowThisWorks May 15, 2016

gary glitterati

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)

1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.

by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

glitteritis

the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter.
primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs.

i found sparkles ground into my fucking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.

by mattovich May 14, 2011