Glingo

A green dick headed person who has multiple species.

Oh my god! It's a green dick head! That must be a glingo

by The Glingo Cult October 16, 2021

Glitoris

(n) 1) The result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. AKA, a sparkling clitoris.

(n) 2) A pierced clitoris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.

Man I got the new girl at the spa today, I am now the proud mama of a glitoris. I swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam shell.

by JadedK October 3, 2014

glitorious

awe inspiring: a glorious event. amazing beyond words. used especially when discussing mind bending sexual intercourse.

"I fucked this hot chick last night. She was so hot."
"dude, that's so cool. how was it."
"Too good for words. I can't even describe it. It was just so fucking glitorious."

by I'm sorry, what? August 31, 2007

glittoris

1. adj. used like 'glitterous' as in something glittery. but it has a sexy/dirty connotation as well. (hence the two-letter difference to clitoris ) If you can't find the right words for someone/thing that is totally glitter and fun and magic and awesome and shit.. use glittoris.

2. name for someone who:

a. possesses the above qualities,
b. is obsessed with glitter and
c. loves to party&knows how to get a little dirty.

3. name for anything covered in glitter, from a sparkly top hat to a... clit

1. person: "Ohhhmigod who is that amazing chick over there?! She's so.. glittoris!"

friend: "Oh yeah, she's Glittoris."

2. "Oh snap, i MUST buy these shoes for the party this saturday! they're just so glittoris!"

by thesmartstupid July 11, 2012

Glitzo

magic word to pause time and fuck the living shit out of the girl you "love".

Are we going to have sex?...no...Glitzo ....(now you may rape her body)

by Ooga Booga monster April 1, 2009

glitgus

A glittery fungus, also known as a glitgus, is a paricular type of person that has too sparkley of a personality that it makes you uncomfertable, almost feels like a fungal infection, hence glitgus. (A.k.a Nathania)

Hey you're such a glitgus
She so happy, yeh what a glitgus

by A nice guy November 3, 2013

Glitoris

Another name for for a gay mans genitals.

Guy 1: Hey man, you get any action last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I got that glitoris

by Lem N November 2, 2014