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Glidey

When an excess accumulation of sweat and filth between one's buttcheeks enables said person to walk faster and with longer strides (or "glide" if you will). This occurs because the ass sweat reduces friction between the buttocks. Unfortunately, the benefits of being glidey are far outweighed by the drawbacks, which include: anal soreness/irritation, rashes, and localized chafing in the anal area.

One is said to be "glidey", or to have a case of "glideys".

Glideys can be caused by not wiping properly, heavy sweating, not bathing, or any number of other factors.
While walking across the parking lot in the afternoon heat, Morris immediately regretted having been so hasty in cleansing his anus after defecation. The squishiness between his buttocks, coupled with the frictionless strides he was suddenly able to take, led him to realize that he was Glidey.

At the end of the Skee-Lo video "I Wish", Skee-Lo performs a dance that appears to be possible only with the assistance of a severe case of the Glideys.
by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008
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vibrating gipetto

When you are sitting really hard on a chair and your fart has nowhere else to go but up the front!
Girl, I was working so hard at the compter I really had my butt pushed into the chair tight! I ate a lot of hormel chili and my farts had nowhere to go up the front. A real vibrating gipetto!
by Pinoch's December 29, 2014
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GLïfe

What's GLïfe? GLïfe is a group of people who loves Money, Cars and Kicks. And of course if you're about that GLïfe, meaning you love money cars and kicks, one day You gon' have a car and YOU gotta name your car any words that starts with the letter “G”. Anything. And why y'all spell Lïfe with two dots? Well, now you're a "GLïfer" meaning a true hustler, and every GLïfer must fall in love with 2 Mill meaning 2 millions. Get it now. Are you a GLïfer now?!

~ GLïfe

And what’s T.N.$? The Never $leep means Money don’t $leep. Get Money Fuck $leep, you can Sleep when you die.

~ The Never $leep
Yo, Andrew, I heard your loot getting fatter?

On GLïfe I swear been getting this loot for years mane!
by GLïfe May 10, 2018
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glipknorp

glipknorp is everything but nothing, the supreme being that rules the cosmos

glipknorp can also being used synonymously with words like awesome, nice, fantastic, etc
wow! i love glipknorp! i bet my dead granny is partying with glipknorp in the skies!

that league game was pretty glipknorp!
by glipknorp god May 6, 2022
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Side Glide

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).
by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011
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Glacier Glider

A term used for a white person invented by AK Nation News on youtube.
A Glacier Glider was minding his own business when suddenly he was attacked.
by Todball September 16, 2021
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sugar glider

Greatest animal ever. Small, cute, fuzzy, australian ninja squirrels.
Awww, that sugar gliders so cute!
by Nightmare JG August 29, 2008
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