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fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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Hour-Glassing

The term used to define the time you spend staring at a computer screen waiting for your antiquated computer system to load software or web pages that exceed your systems memory and processing capabilities. May also be used to define the blank stare given when someone says or does something incredibly stupid and there is nothing you can do but stare at them.
The first 30 minutes of my day at work is spent hour-glassing.

She walked in wearing what looked like elf shoes and I could not help but Hour-Glass.
by The wonderland girls February 26, 2010
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Glassing

1. The act of becomming usually upset over a trivial matter
2. The literal act of taking your ball and going home (usually in a huff) for no discernable reason
Joe is glassing again because we wanted to play Odd Ball on Halo 3 to break up the monotony of 20 rounds of slayer in Halo CE. Someone call the "waambulance."
by buck3t5 December 16, 2014
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hour glassing

when you are pressured to give a bj for your boyfriend.
God damn my boyfriend wont stop hour glassing me.. and its pissing me off!
by 5851 March 13, 2010
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glassing

When you're running low on weed, so you stretch your resources, getting only buzzed instead of completely high. It's a nice mellow feeling, but it isn't as fun as getting completely baked.
I only had about a quarter of my birthday pot, so I've been glassing for a week.
by glassybabe December 16, 2011
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Glossing

Glossing is commonly referred to when describing two gay male men, having sex in car parks or other areas where people are known to 'gloss'
'what were you doing last night?'
'glossing. Several other people joined in, it was such good fun'
by chronostar May 22, 2015
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Glassing

Someone who wraps their hands in bandage-like material as if you were a boxer, then sticks their hands in a adhesive (A hardening glue) such as super glue or krazy glue, then in crushed glass, then you go head up and fight an opponent while the glue and glass is dried on the bandage wrapping on your hands. When fighting your opponent this would inflict cuts and wounds upon him---known as Glassing. This makes your attack more brutal and bloody.
Some dirty street fighters would come up with ways to be more threatening and "Glassing" their opponent when fighting would make it easier to win, it's a well used fight style.
by ImYourBossNowWhatsHappeninBaby November 4, 2012
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