surfin' a gerkin

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Gierke

A hypocrite who often is huge on rules only to not follow them themselves, also doesn't see through to any reason no matter how much more sense it makes them whatever shit he's spitting out. Does everything as ineffective as possible.

Guy 1: I just got in trouble for grabbing a pencil when other kids beat me up and dragged me into a room
Guy 2: That teachers being a real Gierke

by Ƶephan February 27, 2020

gleek

building up saliva in the salivary glands using some stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing the tongue upon the glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

Shit, Eric just gleeked all over my food!

by mike April 26, 2003

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

Gleeking

That long stream of spit that sprays out from under your tongue.

I have a gleeking problem! I didn't mean to but I was talking to him and I totally gleeked everywhere!

by DestielandPhanforever October 10, 2015

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

GleekyCon

A fan conference held in Lima, Ohio to celebrate all things Glee; a 2010 April Fool's prank pulled by Harry Potter fan site The-Leaky-Cauldron.org.

Are you going to go to GleekyCon in 2011?

Hell yeah!

by JEdwards.1 April 11, 2010