Glazing the Ham

1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

Gaying Up

To gay up something is to stroke it or rub it sexually. Repeatedly Stroking after the term has been said to them might need psychiatric assistance especially with the involvement of animals.

I caught my friend WAS stroking my dog so i told him to stop gaying up my dog.

My friendwalks up to my dog, he then starts to stroke its belly (My dog is a female). He then says technically i am rubbing your bitches tits.

by xNaeQoTiik January 15, 2013

Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.

Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop

by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018

Wyoming double glazing

Sexual act of 2 men cumming on on a girl's face at the same time.

Her face was covered in cum after the twins surprised her with Wyoming double glazing.

by FastorPrank July 27, 2016

Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010

double glazing

double glazing is something you put on your windows to keep heat in. it is also the moroccan slang word for big bum cheeks

lawlz she has double glazing

by chloeesaurus July 7, 2006