Glaze the glasses

A game you play with your lady. She must wear a pair of glasses while giving head. You win this game by cumming on her glasses

Kristen and I decided to play a game of glaze the glasses. I went and came first. I was the winner! Now she sees the world in a new milky white way.

by Phil Skinsspeare April 5, 2016

Glass Table Girl

A girl who is down to snort Coke or other drugs off a glass table, usually in excess and can out do most people at the party but holds her own. A glass table girl is sad or lonely, but on the outside you'd never be able to tell. Glass table girls are enchanting to men. Attracted to guys who have an interesting life story similar to their own and are out to make it big.

I can't get a read on this girl, she's kind of intimidating but I can't keep away from her, and she is down to do one drugs. She's my glass table girl.

by Xo420boomboom March 21, 2016

graduation glasses

A sudden state of seeing or acknowledging only the good side of someone (or, more rarely, something) which comes upon realization that you are about to part ways with these people.

The term apparently comes from high school or college graduations, when all your classmates whom you've always considered to be mean, stupid or boring all of a sudden appear to be nice, interesting and friendly.

Person one: I was going to break up with my girlfriend yesterday, but then I couldn't because she suddenly seemed so beautiful.
Person two: Mate, that's graduation glasses.

by a0sten May 12, 2011

Glassay

After drinking too many alcoholic beverages and one's eyes appear glazed over like a freshly windexed glass pane.

That Renata be lookin all glassay after that henny shot.

by Ghostfacekilla17 August 31, 2016

a tall glass of water

Something someone refers to as a woman who is tall and they find sexy.

“Damn! That woman is a tall glass of water!”

by Pandamaggie December 15, 2017

Serial Killer Glasses

Ridiculous glasses with metal frames worn by serial killers in the 70s and 80s, hipsters in the 2010s, and girls with a superfluous E a n their first name.

Did you see Ryane’s glasses? Serial killer glasses for sure.

by Spartan08 August 22, 2021

Problematic glasses

Glasses worn by feminists and SJW'S in order to appear educated and intelligent when they are spouting drivel. Often containing no lenses because the only lense they like to see through is the feminist one.

"Oh look, here's another feminist with her green hair and problematic glasses telling us why we are all sexist"

by zennieied July 12, 2016